So today while I was on the can, I picked up an old Modified magazine and flipped through it a bit. It wasn't before long until I stumbled upon what appears to be one of the hottest girls I've ever seen.
Amber Lancaster has quite the resume; a former cheerleader for the Seattle Sea Hawks, Price is Right model, actress; she's got some experience behind her.
Crackers, I would feed them to her. In bed.